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Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream." "Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher. "Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,...

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Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college. Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college. 学生甲：如果院长不收回他今天早上对我说的话，我就要离开学院。 学生乙：他说了什么? 学生甲：他要我退学。...

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精彩栏目 [双语天地] [英语新闻] [职场英语] [商务英语] [日常英语] [旅游英语] [文摘选读] "Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Victor? You're the worst pupil in your class." Said the father. "What's that got to do with me? Is it my fault that the worst one was yesterday transferred to an...

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不怕英语说不好只怕翻译太搞笑 1.people hate big name,pig hate big fat。 人怕出名猪怕壮 2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world。 母猪好，好一窝；公猪好，好一坡 3 what’s up? 你上了吗？ 4 we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 5.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，...

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六年级英语阅读练习 （五） ( 1) I Can See You John has a parrot. It is a nice bird. Everyday John says to it, “Hello! I can see you!” Soon the bird can say “Hello! I can see you!” One day John is at school. A thief comes into John’s room. He wants to steal something. ...

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牛津小学英语六年级英语阅读练习 （十五） （一）Is Bod In ？ （请把Betty 与Tim之间的对话重新排列，使句意通顺） Betty Tim 1. Hello! 6503794. 6. Hello,Bob. 2. Bye! 7. OK.Thanks. Goodbye! 3. Oh,sorry! He’s not at home. 8. Hi,Betty. This is Tim. 4. No,this is Betty. How are you? 5. F...

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牛津小学英语六年级英语阅读练习 （十四） Magic Words Hello! I’m Mr Black. I like fishing very much. I often go fishing in the sea. Every time I get many fish home. My neighbours are very surprised. They often ask me:“How can you get so many fish?” I always tell them: “I have...

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牛津小学英语六年级英语阅读练习 （四） My Father’s Old Coat Teacher: Children, name the material we often use to make things, please. Student: Glass, gold, metal ,paper, plastic, silver, wood and wool. Teacher: Very good, sit down, please. And what do we get from sheep? Stu...

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牛津小学英语六年级英语阅读练习 （三） The Tiger’s Dinner Tiger: Good afternoon. Mrs Goat. Let me eat you. Goat: Don’t eat me, Mr Tiger. I’m old. That deer is younger than me. (The goat runs away.) Tiger: Miss Deer, Miss Deer, Let me eat you. Deer: Oh, no. Many birds are st...

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六年级英语阅读练习 （十三） Gary and Donkey Gary goes to the market to sell his donkey. When he feels third, he gets on it. After a while , a friend comes and asks him: “ Where are you going?” “ I’m going to sell my donkey.” Answers Gary. “Oh,my god!” he cries, “Where...

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