Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are yo...

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Call on an Expert Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mum, choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without surgery, ...

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Sons' Gifts to Mother Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, I built a big house for our mother. The second said, I sent her a...

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I Don't Know Her A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench,passionately kissing. Why don't you do that?said the wife. Honey,replied her husband,I don't even know that woman! 我还不认识她呢 一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上...

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Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard.He was rescued by a deck hand.The officer asked how he could reward him. The best way,sir,said the deck hand,is to say nothing about it.If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out,they'd chuck me in. 最好的奖赏 一名海军军...

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Mr.Johnson had never been up in aeroplane before and he had read a lot about air accidents,so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small plane,Mr.Johnson was very worried about accepting.Finally,however,his friend persuaded him ...

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My First and My Last When George was thirty-five,he bought a small plane and learned to fly it.He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend.His name was Mark.One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane.Ma...

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Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal.Husbands are like wood fires.They go out if left unattended. Dose that I mean,asked the other,that they make ashes of themselves? 森林之火 一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性：丈夫们就像是森林里的...

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如果你明白作者用shoot and leaves的意思你就懂得这个笑话了，在笑话的后面我会附上它的英文解释： A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. Why? asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda p...

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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me? The doctor replies: It's very simple. You're two...

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