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　　女人说自己浑身上下哪儿都疼，她用中指摸了一下右膝喊，“疼“，摸了一下左脸又喊”疼”，医生给她做了全面检查说，“你手指头断了。”

　　The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, Ow, that hurts. Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, Ouch! That hurts, too. Then she touched her right earlobe, Ow, even THAT hurts, she cried.

　　The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, You have a broken finger.

　　医生告诉我两星期他就能让我下地。

　　“他行吗？”

　　“为了付帐单我不得不卖了汽车。”

　　The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.

　　And did he?

　　Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill.

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