类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Wronguniform A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and starte...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Two lesbians Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. Who is that babe? one said to the other. I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets. No you wouldn't, said the other. She's hung like a doughnut....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
The best patients Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second responds, ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Blinddate After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he ret...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Gay vote Big vote in the Senate yesterday. They voted down the gay marriage ban. ...It was a very close vote. 43 voted 'yea.' 44 voted 'nay.' And 3 voted 'fabulous'....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Apoundortwo Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband, "I'm fat." And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: "You're not fat." To support his position, he added, "Just look around you at others, and you will see that yo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Pretty nurses While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. Nothing, she said with a smile. It's just to keep the ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:13:00
Loyalty oath Before she died, an elderly woman from the United States wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport. You must first take the loyalty oath, the passport clerk said. Raise your ri...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-10 04:31:20
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out....
