类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:45
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what''s the biggest in the world? Peter: Well, well.... eyelids.... Teacher: What? Eyelids? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the wor...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:45
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. " When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:43
Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don''t see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren''t my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail. 我妹妹的手指头 老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了？ 凯...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:42
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen! 新西兰的气候 老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样？ 马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。 老师：错了。 马修：可是，先生！从那儿运来...
