类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:49
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nu...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:49
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Want a day off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.""We're...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:48
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 How did I do? 我干得怎么样？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:48
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Letter to God 写给上帝的信 A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post office received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:47
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Parking Expenses 停车费 A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:47
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Beware of Dog! 小心有狗! As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:47
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her c...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:46
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Obituary 死亡讣告 The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. "How much does it cost to have an obituary printed"? asked the woman. "It's five dollars a word, ma'am," the clerk replied politely. "Fine," said the woman after...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:46
My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son, an electronics engineer, produced from his pack a hand-held Global Positioning System...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:45
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 He never heard a thing! 他什么都没听到 Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?" "I went out this morning," she began, "an...
