类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:58
亲爱的儿子： 我们收到了火葬厂的帐单，说如果我们不付清你奶奶的葬礼费，就把你奶奶再弄回来。 你父亲找了份很好的工作，他底下有500多人，他在墓地剪草坪。 你叔叔掉进了酒缸里，几个人想把他拉出来，他顽皮地把人家打跑了，他淹死了，我们火化了他，整整烧了三天。 没有别的事了，都是些鸡毛蒜皮的...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:57
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Life after death 死后重生 "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to yo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:57
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Nobody available 谁都没空 I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in the shed. She could see from the bedroom window. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:56
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 New business was opening 开业大吉 A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace." The owner was an...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:56
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Open-book exam 开卷考试 ON THE DAY of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:55
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Motivation 动机 MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?" Turning suddenly to one...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:55
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:54
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 No rush 别着急 AS STUDENTS in the college of veterinary medicine at Texas A M University, we frequently treated the farm animals at the state prison. While awkwardly performing a medical procedure on an unruly horse, a classmate said to the pri...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:20:54
进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Business just started 开张大吉 A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the busin...
