A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly. Glancing wearily over at his ...

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Jack had passed away and as usual the minister was reciting his history and attributes at his funeral. "Jack was a great family man, always helping with the dish washing and housework, a model husband and father, never late out and has not allowed a drop ...

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Lucky is in the midst of a long dry spell in Las Vegas. Eventually he gambles away all his money and has to borrow a quarter from another gambler just to use the men's room. He finds a stall that happens to be open and pockets the quarter. Believing that ...

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of the co...

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A mother is going over to son's house, who happened to be just married. She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked. The mother is shocked, and goes, "Why are you walking around the house naked?" The new wife replies, "Well, this is my ...

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How could a chihuahua kill a rottweiler? A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talki...

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Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays. 有人问Anthony拥有长久的婚姻的秘诀。 秘诀是：他们每周去两次餐厅：...

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An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can u...

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An old Indian wanted a loan of $500.The banker pulled out the loan application, and said: "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it, "He responded. "What have you got for collateral?" "What is collateral?" "Well, that's ...

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A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an...

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