An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. “My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?” “Yes,” said the Navy brat. “My dad has built them.” Then the naval kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?” “Yes.” “It's my d...

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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one q...

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有关医生和病人的幽默和笑话 我曾经有多重人格，但我们现在感觉很好。 Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well. 我不为疯狂苦恼，我享受每一分钟。 I don''t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute. 我过去常常犹豫不决，现在我不肯定。 I used to be indecisive. Now...

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One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think ...

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洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央情报局都想证明自己最擅长抓犯人了，总统决定做个实验，把一只兔子放进森林让他们找出来。 中央情报局进去了，在森林里布了很多动物内线，盘问所有的植物和矿石证人，经过三个月广泛的调查得出结论兔子不存在。 联邦调查局进去了，两个星期没找着线索，烧了森林，杀死...

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一个软件工程师，一个硬件工程师和一个部门经理去参加一个会议，路上开车下一个陡坡时刹车突然失灵，汽车跌跌撞撞冲下山坡，终于奇迹般地停在了半山腰公路边。 部门经理说，“我们现在开个会，提出远景规划，编制任务说明书，明确目标，通过持续改进发现关键问题的解决方案，我们就能重新上路。” 硬...

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The fi...

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Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You ...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Off from work 请假了 My personnel-management class consisted mainly of adult, working students. One night while discussing job enrichment, the teacher asked if any of us would be happy doing what we did that day for the rest of our lives. A stu...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Class, Lass and Ass 班级、情人和蠢驴 Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display ...

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