If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u. 如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开了，我会等你。如果日子会把你带走，我会为你战斗。But, if u stop sending msgs, I'll kill...

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Once god came up 2 me granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。那是不可能的他说。 Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, Let me try world peace. 然后我请让你变聪明。他说：你还是让我试试让世...

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Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year －62-63, 63-64, 64-65, etc. One day I spo...

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Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, stro...

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Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头...

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A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no doubt, shouted a young man excitedly, that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, Ill leave Oxford this very evening！ A buzzing noise followed. Wh...

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Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member(大学教学人员). One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in th...

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Car Accident A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished(破坏；损坏) but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl(爬；爬行) out of their cars, the woman says, So you're a man, that's inter...

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Apple and Worm What did the apple say to the worm? You're boring me. 双关语：bore (v.使烦扰, 钻孔)...

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