Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My humane god, please ...
Once god came up 2 me granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。那是不可能的他说。 Then I asked him 2 give u brains....
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please? 丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都...
If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u. 如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开了，我会...
Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u, ... 每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友 Why should I be the only to suffer...?? 为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的...
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,Its impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleani...
Thirteen! A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen! Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the f...
Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? tudent: Big hands. 大手 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？ 学生：大手...
