类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
How to have sex A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same questio...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Womans boobs A young boy asks his father, Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs? Surprised, the father answers, Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts. Depending on a woman's age,...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Grandma in court Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my fro...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
HobovsHomo What's the difference between a hobo and a homo? A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Lethalinjection笑话 Death row inmates in several states are fighting death by lethal injection, claiming that it is a painful death. Since when are prison inmates who are covered with tattoos all of a sudden afraid of a needle?...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
500 pound bomb You know what the last thing that went through Zarqawi's mind was? A 500 pound bomb! The Air Force got him by dropping two 500 pond bombs on his safe house. 500 pounds? ...Do they even have to go off at that point? ...And now his supporters...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Cockfightingban A Louisiana state Senate committee unanimously approved a ban on cock fighting, in what appears to be a first step in outlawing gay marriage...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Femalesnail Q. What does a female snail say during sex? A. Faster, faster, faster!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Taepo-Dong North Korea's Kim Jong-il ... acknowledged Monday he was developing a nuclear missile program 'to deter attacks from the West.' It's called the Taepo-Dong. Before you laugh, you should know that in Korean, that translates to 'kind of peni$.'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Vets office One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. Sir... she said, Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office???...
