类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Vegetable笑话 One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb, a car sped around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured carrot cradled his buddy, telling him over and ove...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Fairytales笑话 A child asked his mother, "Do all fairy tales begin with, Once upon a time? " His mother answered, "No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I am going to be working late at the office tonight.'" "Does Daddy tell you fairy tales like that?"...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Towelwaving笑话 A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but discovers that no matter what he does in bed, she won't orgasm. So he takes the problem to his doctor who explains that maybe fantasy sex is the answer. So the man hires a young, charming male es...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Ninefootdick笑话 There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick, and one with a nine foot dick. The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex because it wasn't hard. The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the other per...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Hardwarestore笑话 A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Guysfavouritething What's a guys favourite thing to eat? His girlfriend....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Lookatthesize笑话 A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby. "Look at the size of his todger," says the man. "It's massive!" "Yes dear," says the woman. "But at least he's got your ears"....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Birdflu This bird flu is scary, are you frightened by this? I spent an hour last night rubbing Vick's Vap-o Rub on my parakeet....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Morewetlands In an effort to make the Bush environmental record look good, Interior Secretary Gale Norton announced that under the Bush administration, there are now more wetlands than any time since 1954. Well yeah, if you count New Orleans....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
12inches Why cant a penis be 12 inches long? Because 12 inches is a foot....
