类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:21
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring just the right wind direction and speed. Driving his partner absolutely nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner say, “Why are you ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:21
男：Can I buy you a drink? 我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？ 女：Actually I'd rather have the money. 不必，我很有钱。 男：Can I have your name? 直译：我能有你的名字吗？ 女：Why? Don't you already have one? 为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？ 男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a fac...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:20
A New Mum took her baby daughter to the supermarket for the first time. She dressed her in pink from head to toe. At the store, she placed her in the shopping cart and put her purchases around her. At the checkout line a small boy and his mother were ahea...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:20
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:20
The first of April is commonly known as April Fools’ Day, and it is customarily on this day to play a trick on a friend. If your friend falls into the trap, then he or she is an April Fool.It isn’t only children that like such jokes. Grownups like such pr...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:19
I can go home One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my firstquestion, I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the black...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:19
Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? （愚人节人们为什么疲倦？） Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月；行军) 来源：网络...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:18
A YOUNG blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:18
Somewhat sceptical of his son's newfound determination to become Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department, admiring a set of weights. "Please, Dad," pleaded the boy, "I promise I'll use 'em every d...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:17
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below. He thought to himself, "Life isn...
