类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:17
The soldier serving overseas, far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bu...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:17
Our daughter was filling us in on her date the night before.They had driven to a neighboring city for dinner and a show.When her father asked her where the restaurant was located,she said,"You know,I really can't tell you.I was enjoying the ride,the compa...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:16
The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee, her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. "What's wrong ?" she asked. The friend told her that she had "morning sickne...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:16
Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free. I was on the road when I heard an odd noise. I got on my cell and called home. "Thank God you answered," I sa...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:15
Santa Claus brings poor Rudolph to the vet. He says to the vet, “Doctor, please do something for my Rudolph. His nose won’t light up.” The vet walks out of the room and returns with a pet carrier. He places the pet carrier next to the reindeer, opens it a...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:14
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly. Glancing wearily over at his ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:14
An Illinois man left the snowy streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap o...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:14
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again cont...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:14
Jack had passed away and as usual the minister was reciting his history and attributes at his funeral. "Jack was a great family man, always helping with the dish washing and housework, a model husband and father, never late out and has not allowed a drop ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:13
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of the co...