类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:13
Lucky is in the midst of a long dry spell in Las Vegas. Eventually he gambles away all his money and has to borrow a quarter from another gambler just to use the men's room. He finds a stall that happens to be open and pockets the quarter. Believing that ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:12
A mother is going over to son's house, who happened to be just married. She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked. The mother is shocked, and goes, "Why are you walking around the house naked?" The new wife replies, "Well, this is my ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:11
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了！ 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:11
How could a chihuahua kill a rottweiler? A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talki...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:10
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays. 有人问Anthony拥有长久的婚姻的秘诀。 秘诀是：他们每周去两次餐厅：...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:10
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can u...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:09
An old Indian wanted a loan of $500.The banker pulled out the loan application, and said: "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it, "He responded. "What have you got for collateral?" "What is collateral?" "Well, that's ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:09
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:09
美国导演演员伍迪艾伦的独特视角Unique perspective of Woody Allen 最近看了的几部电影，Woody Allen号称是继卓别林之后最具喜剧天才的电影导演，果然名不虚传。 1、I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. 我因...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-07 11:21:08
有关医生和病人的幽默和笑话 我曾经有多重人格，但我们现在感觉很好。 Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well. 我不为疯狂苦恼，我享受每一分钟。 I don''t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute. 我过去常常犹豫不决，现在我不肯定。 I used to be indecisive. Now...
