进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Most wanted autograph 最希望得到的签名 Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or polit...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Boring lectures 无聊的课 One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Life after death 死后重生 "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to yo...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Nobody available 谁都没空 I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in the shed. She could see from the bedroom window. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I ...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 New business was opening 开业大吉 A new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace." The owner was an...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Open-book exam 开卷考试 ON THE DAY of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its policy and would buy back our business-management textbooks. Before class, several of us dashed over...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Motivation 动机 MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? What driving force makes you strive to accomplish?" Turning suddenly to one...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her ...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 No rush 别着急 AS STUDENTS in the college of veterinary medicine at Texas A M University, we frequently treated the farm animals at the state prison. While awkwardly performing a medical procedure on an unruly horse, a classmate said to the pri...

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