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Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug around the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free. I was on the road when I heard an odd noise. I got on my cell and called home. "Thank God you answered," I sa...

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A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly. Glancing wearily over at his ...

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An Illinois man left the snowy streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap o...

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A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again cont...

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Jack had passed away and as usual the minister was reciting his history and attributes at his funeral. "Jack was a great family man, always helping with the dish washing and housework, a model husband and father, never late out and has not allowed a drop ...

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Lucky is in the midst of a long dry spell in Las Vegas. Eventually he gambles away all his money and has to borrow a quarter from another gambler just to use the men's room. He finds a stall that happens to be open and pockets the quarter. Believing that ...

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, "You are in charge of the co...

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A mother is going over to son's house, who happened to be just married. She knocks on the door, and her daughter-in-law answers, naked. The mother is shocked, and goes, "Why are you walking around the house naked?" The new wife replies, "Well, this is my ...

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顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了！ 服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！ Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot! 一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。 “你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上...

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How could a chihuahua kill a rottweiler? A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talki...

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