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752天——我的捕获者继续用奇怪的摇摆不定的小东西嘲弄我。他们大口大口吃着新鲜肉，而我却被迫吃干麦片。唯一使我活下去的原因就是逃跑的希望，还有偶尔毁坏一些家具带来的柔和的满足。明天我可能会吃房间里另一株植物。 761天——今天当我的捕获者正在走路时我使劲冲击他们的脚，尝试杀死他们的图谋...

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孩子是自己的好 Three Catholic women and an old Jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'". The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walk...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Taking attendance 点名 On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from ...

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A team of mathematicians were required to measure the height of a flagpole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down. An engineer came along, and found out their problem...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Most wanted autograph 最希望得到的签名 Our university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was: "Whose autograph would you most want to have, and why?" As expected, most responses mentioned music or sports stars, or polit...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Boring lectures 无聊的课 One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be...

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亲爱的儿子： 我们收到了火葬厂的帐单，说如果我们不付清你奶奶的葬礼费，就把你奶奶再弄回来。 你父亲找了份很好的工作，他底下有500多人，他在墓地剪草坪。 你叔叔掉进了酒缸里，几个人想把他拉出来，他顽皮地把人家打跑了，他淹死了，我们火化了他，整整烧了三天。 没有别的事了，都是些鸡毛蒜皮的...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Life after death 死后重生 "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to yo...

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进入在线试听 更多英文笑话 Nobody available 谁都没空 I was going to bed the other night when my wife told me that I had left the light on in the shed. She could see from the bedroom window. As I looked for myself, I saw that there were people in the shed taking things. I ...

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