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Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays. 有人问Anthony拥有长久的婚姻的秘诀。 秘诀是：他们每周去两次餐厅：...

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An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can u...

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An old Indian wanted a loan of $500.The banker pulled out the loan application, and said: "What are you going to do with the money?" "Take jewelry to city and sell it, "He responded. "What have you got for collateral?" "What is collateral?" "Well, that's ...

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A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an...

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美国导演演员伍迪艾伦的独特视角Unique perspective of Woody Allen 最近看了的几部电影，Woody Allen号称是继卓别林之后最具喜剧天才的电影导演，果然名不虚传。 1、I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. 我因...

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An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. “My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?” “Yes,” said the Navy brat. “My dad has built them.” Then the naval kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?” “Yes.” “It's my d...

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Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education? As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one q...

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有关医生和病人的幽默和笑话 我曾经有多重人格，但我们现在感觉很好。 Once I had multiple personalities, but now we are feeling well. 我不为疯狂苦恼，我享受每一分钟。 I don''t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute. 我过去常常犹豫不决，现在我不肯定。 I used to be indecisive. Now...

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One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think ...

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洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央情报局都想证明自己最擅长抓犯人了，总统决定做个实验，把一只兔子放进森林让他们找出来。 中央情报局进去了，在森林里布了很多动物内线，盘问所有的植物和矿石证人，经过三个月广泛的调查得出结论兔子不存在。 联邦调查局进去了，两个星期没找着线索，烧了森林，杀死...

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