美国导演演员伍迪艾伦的独特视角Unique perspective of Woody Allen 最近看了的几部电影，Woody Allen号称是继卓别林之后最具喜剧天才的电影导演，果然名不虚传。 1、I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. 我因...

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There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver...

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752天——我的捕获者继续用奇怪的摇摆不定的小东西嘲弄我。他们大口大口吃着新鲜肉，而我却被迫吃干麦片。唯一使我活下去的原因就是逃跑的希望，还有偶尔毁坏一些家具带来的柔和的满足。明天我可能会吃房间里另一株植物。 761天——今天当我的捕获者正在走路时我使劲冲击他们的脚，尝试杀死他们的图谋...

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亲爱的儿子： 我们收到了火葬厂的帐单，说如果我们不付清你奶奶的葬礼费，就把你奶奶再弄回来。 你父亲找了份很好的工作，他底下有500多人，他在墓地剪草坪。 你叔叔掉进了酒缸里，几个人想把他拉出来，他顽皮地把人家打跑了，他淹死了，我们火化了他，整整烧了三天。 没有别的事了，都是些鸡毛蒜皮的...

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A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!" "Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!" 千万记得别抽烟 候診室裡坐著一...

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Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nu...

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In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her c...

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My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son, an electronics engineer, produced from his pack a hand-held Global Positioning System...

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A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to the ticket seller, "Two tickets, please. " When the ticket seller told him that all the tickets had sold ...

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