类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Marriage amendment Even though President Bush is pushing for this gay marriage amendment, Vice President Dick Cheney doesn't think the federal government should be involved. Cheney said the government shouldn't prevent men who are obviously in love with e...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Kingsdaughter笑话 Three men want to marry the king's most beautiful daughter. The king agrees to give them a chance, but they must perform three difficult tasks: defeat an ogre, turn lead to gold, and screw a cow. The first man dies fighting the ogre, the s...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Naivesailor A very naive sailor is in a bar in London. He meets a wild girl, and she takes him upstairs. She takes off her pants and her panties. He looks between her legs, and he says, "What's that?" She says, "It's me lower mouth." He says, "What do you...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Mary Poppins Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. Certainly, madam, he replied courteously. Is the resturant open still? inquired...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Hipposex笑话 Why do hippo's make love in the water? Have you ever tried to keep a fanny that big moist?...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Alzheimers disease What are three good things about Alzheimer's disease? 1. You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2. You make a new friend every day. 3. You can hide your own Easter eggs....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Ladder to success One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Easteregghunt笑话 They had the annual White House front lawn Easter egg hunt... Kids found so many eggs. It was unbelievable. I was thinking maybe they should send the kids to look for Osama bin Laden. ...The kids found quite a few eggs and hundreds and hun...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Insurance salesman Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies' service. The first one said, When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the w...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Ossamas wish While running from American troops, across the desert, Ossama stumbles across an ornate jar. Curiously he opens it and a beautiful female genie comes out. Oh master, thank you for freeing me. I will grant you a wish I don't need any wish from...
