类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Needingitbadly笑话 I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Smart-ass笑话 A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
EarlyRetirement To:All Staff Cc: From:Management RE:Early Retirement Due to our current financial situation, management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over 30 on early retirement. This scheme will be know as RAPE (Retire Aged Personn...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Barbienbsp;aG.I.Joe笑话 A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
IfGodwasawoman笑话 IF GOD WAS A WOMAN... 1. Sex would smell like chocolate. 2. Farts would smell like roses. 3. Dogs would smell spring fresh. 4. Babies would come from vending machines. 5. Men would be born with a permanent erection. 6. All women would hav...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
CorporateAmerica You know you work in Corporate America if ... 1) You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. 2) Your resume is on a disk in your pocket. 3) When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie. 4...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
UCLAstudy笑话 A UCLA study shows 7% of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same people who believe President Bush is doing a good job in Iraq."...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Snip,snip笑话 One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. "Sir..." she said. "Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office?"...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Irishmonks笑话 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
NewJersey They have found bird flu in New Jersey, but not to worry. If any of the birds get out, New Jersey's natural toxic waste will take care of them....
