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Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so Im teaching my boy to fight. Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, whos also been taught how to box. Dan: Im teaching him ho...

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A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,Its impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed! Then the boy...

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Not Having It All Cut Off Bill Jenkins worked in a big office in the city, and he often went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. This was against the rules since clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Bill was at...

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Carrots How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?...

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New Year Resolution Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center, I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center, one young t...

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Dating for Mother When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, Are yo...

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Call on an Expert Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidently swallowed a quarter. He went crying to him mum, choking on the quarter. They took him to a doctor, who said that the quarter was impossible to remove without surgery, ...

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Sons' Gifts to Mother Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, I built a big house for our mother. The second said, I sent her a...

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A Heavy Sleeper The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in...

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BEIJING - China's e-commerce industry is expected to see rapid growth in the next few years, with the average annual growth rate surpassing 35 percent, a top government official said on Tuesday. Qian Xiaoqian, deputy director of the State Council Informat...

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