类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Before or after sex A little boy walks up to his father and says, Dad, what does a pussy look like? Father responds, well son, before or after sex? Son, Well, before? Father, picture a tulip with all the petals son. Son, well what about after? Father, Pic...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Just for women A woman walked into the ladies and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed, This is just for women! So's this!, he replied....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
So hot in California Man, it was hot in parts of California today. It was so hot Dick Cheney went to see Al Gore's movie just for the air conditioning... and gay couples were standing next to President Bush just to get the cold shoulder....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Las Vegas and D.C. The Census Bureau revealed today that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington, D.C. in population. The big difference between Las Vegas and D.C., of course, is that in Las Vegas people gamble with their own money....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Rotten eggs A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef. Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs? Gus replies, I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Didyoujump笑话 A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aeroplane. The next day, he...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Lollipopandapenis笑话 What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis? If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Substituteforwomen A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked the other man. The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Itsdrivingmenuts笑话 A guy walks into a pub and says, "Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?" The bartender says, "Why is that there? Is it annoying?" "Yes," the man said, "it's driving me nuts."...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Condombuyers笑话 A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at that moment he remembered that he needed ...
