类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
DonaldTrumpin2008笑话 Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008. Yeah, Trump said he'll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate. -Conan O'Brien...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Youwouldlooknicer笑话 "How did you lose your job at the dress shop?" a woman asked her friend. "Well, after trying on about 25 dresses, the customer said to me, 'I think I would look nicer in something flowing.' "And I suggested the Mississippi."...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
OralSexfrogs笑话 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes wit...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Pamelasbreasts笑话 What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Zoovisit笑话 Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, what is th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Gay fairy tale Some Massachusetts parents filed a lawsuit against the school system after a teacher read a gay themed fairy tale without notifying them first. The book was about two princes who fall in love. They reportedly lived fabulously ever after....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Hewasmistaken笑话 Two guys were walking down the street and the first guy glanced at a girl who was walking by. She turned around and said indignantly, "What are you looking at?" The second guy pointed to his friend and said, "He thought you were good looki...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
DentistAppointment笑话 One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
AfricanorIndian笑话 A jeweler watched as a huge truck pulled up in front of his store. The back came down and an elephant walked out. It broke one of the windows with its tusk and then, using its trunk like a vacuum cleaner sucked up all of the jewelry. The...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
EnriqueIglesias笑话 What do farts and Enrique Iglesias have in common? a. They were both raised on beans. b. They both have brown things on their cheeks. c. They both have trouble singing in tight pants. c. They both stink....
