类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Value for money A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the be...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Difference Between Being Kinky And Perverted What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted? When you are kinky, you use a feather. When you are perverted, you use the whole damn chicken....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Couple of dollars A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, If I gave you this money, ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Resume What do you call a guy that masturbates ten times a day? No, it's not a joke, I really need to know so that I could put it on my resume....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
School Teachers Why do school teachers make the best wives? Because if they're not happy the way you did it, they make you do it over and over again....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Microsoft After having sex, Bill Gate's Wife commented; Now I know why you call your company MicroSoft!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Grannys Night Out Ida and Dorothy finally dragged Agnus out for her 60th birthday. Even though a strip club isn't exactly what Agnus had in mind she will still try and have a little fun. After a few beers and 20 or so dollar bills Ida descides she is goin...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Biggest Peepee There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying to think of games to play at recess when the Asian boy got an idea. I know, he said, we can play, 'Who's got the Biggest Pee Pee'. How do ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Ten Husbands 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if you've bee...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Trouble Sleeping The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. What seems to be the problem? the doctor asked. Well, I, uh, she stammered. I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac. I see, he said. I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is...
