类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Virgin wrangler Not only was Zarqawi killed, but so were seven of his cronies... making it a good day for the U.S. military, but a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in Muslim heaven. Eight martyrs, 72 apiece? That's nearly 600 virgins needed, stat. My guess...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Aim high Vice President Dick Cheney gave the commencement speech at his old high school in Casper, Wyoming, last weekend. He told graduating seniors to aim high because if they didn't, they might shoot someone in the face....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
17 year old The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were ve...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Senator Byrd On Monday Robert Byrd became the longest serving senator in U.S. history. He's been a senator for 48 years. Minority Leader Harry Reid called him 'a giant' and Anna Nicole Smith called him 'the bachelor....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Circumvention笑话 Today at a press conference, President Bush defended his domestic wiretapping program when a reporter called it a circumvention of the law. The president said 'That's ridiculous. I had my circumvention done when I was a baby.'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Gotanyweed笑话 A stoner walks into a gas station and asks the dude at the counter, "Got any weed?" The man politely replied, "Um, no sir. We do not sell marijuana here." So he left. The same guy comes back the next day and says, "Got any weed?" The man behi...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Bushastounded It is astounding, is it not, that the president, who was always so incestuously linked to oil companies for years and years is suddenly shocked, shocked, at what's going on. But I'm not surprised that Bush has no recollection of how gas pric...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Beerwarnings笑话 The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an as...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Egghead Q. Define Egghead A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Collecting numbers The National Security Agency have been collecting the phone records of tens of millions of ordinary Americans. The important distinction is that in the program that was revealed this week, they're not tapping your line, they're monitori...
