类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Adding new words to your vocabulary New word for Sexual Intercourse...Penistration. New word for Female Orgasm...Happenis...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Truth serum You know I keep hearing and reading regarding the Mel Gibson story that they know that Mel meant what he said because alcohol is a truth serum. I keep hearing this over and over. Alcohol is a truth serum... Really? Since when? Ask any women, w...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The munchies It seems researchers at the University of Mississippi Medical school, have come up with the first marijuana-based medical suppository. The only drawback so far is that approximately ten minutes after insertion, you have an overpowering urge t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
A little on the side After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. Thanks, she said. But I only charge $20. Twenty bucks for the entire night? the amazed politician rep...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Christmas Is Cancelled XMAS IS CANCELLED T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works. I've busted my...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Sperm Bank A man walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, he demands that the woman at the counter take it out. We have no money sir, this is a sperm bank, she replies. I don't care says the robber, take it out and drink it down!, he...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Cheese Sandwich A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar- Cheese Sandwich: ?1.50 Chicken Sandwich: ?2.50 Hand Job: ?10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionall...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Cousins Q. Where do cousins come from? A. Aunt-holes...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Newlyweds A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month. The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Birth Control Q:What is the best form of birth control for people over 50. A:Nudity...
