类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Doc, Ive Got a Problem A man visits his doctor. I think I have a problem, doc, said the patient. One of my balls has turned blue. The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed. Are you cra...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Unga Bunga Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear h...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Rubbers Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Waterbed Virgin What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry Float...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Sex Help I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Mama Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll tak...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
After Sex A man and woman begin to smoke after sex and the man says 'My wife would kill me if she saw me now' 'Why?' the woman replies 'because you had sex with another woman?' 'No...' says the man '...because I quit smoking last week'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Whos This Guy After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. There might be some matches in the top drawer, she...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Just Knitting A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Choking child One day, at a local restaurant, a woman suddenly called out, My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help! A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepp...
