类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Waronpornography笑话 As you know, the Bush administration is conducting a war on pornography. Well, it's about time. You thought we had no allies in Iraq, oh my God! ...Remember the good old days during Clinton, when the White House was a porn site!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
CondoleezzaRice Condoleezza Rice is the most popular member of the Bush administration. Yeah, experts say that claiming to be the most popular member of the Bush administration is like claiming you got the 'good' kind of Herpes....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
T.M.D.s President Bush is sending troops to the Mexican border. He's going to have them look for tequila of mass destruction....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Illdothenextone笑话 After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrow...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Bee in her vagina One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, Oh my god, help me, ther...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
White House fence Some excitement at the White House yesterday. The Secret Service caught a man trying to climb over the White House fence. ... When they caught the man, the Secret Service said, 'Not so fast. You have three more years, Mr. President....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Packofcondoms笑话 A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing, fit to burst. The chemist thinks this odd...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Supervisor笑话 This guy is standing outside on his balcony on the 5th floor of his apartment when he spots this gorgeous babe sunbathing on the 3rd floor balcony wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he's ever seen. He watches her for 3 days straight, and can'...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Naughtyartist The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss the...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Finalcheckup笑话 A man approaching retirement went along to see the company doctor for one final checkup. To his horror the doctor said, "I don't know quite how to put this, but your heart is on its last legs and you have only got six months to live." "Is t...
