类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Deadhusbandssuit笑话 A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Huntingforgas How quickly things change. Easter is now over... we were bending over hunting eggs, now we're hunting gas and bending over....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
San Francisco A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in and asks what he's doing. I'm leaving! he replies. They just made homosexuality legal. So why leave now? queries his roomie. Gays have been part...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Tackling issues Republican leaders say that after illegal immigration and gay marriage, the next issue President Bush will tackle: flag burning. ...So if you're an illegal immigrant who's crossing our border to burn the flag at your gay wedding, we got yo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Borderprotection President Bush is pretty serious about this enforcement thing. In fact, before he left the border, he put up a scarecrow of Dick Cheney with a shotgun....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Quarantine A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says NO ANIMALS WILL B...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Gas station TV Gas Station TV says they will install television sets at five hundred gas stations and broadcast to motorists filling up their gas tanks. Imagine the programming. It's the perfect place to watch Debbie Does Dallas while Exxon does you....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Sleepy captain When you're on reserve with an airline, you fly when they tell you to fly. Being unable to be contacted is a lesser offense than refusing or missing an assigned trip. This captain gets an A for his creativity in avoiding an assignment. When...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
JamesBond笑话 One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond... Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh, grand! It's Bond. James Bond! 007! Shaken not stirred! Tuxedo! The trunk-sized jet pack! We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdev...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-16 19:14:00
Unwantedhair笑话 A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving m...
