Bushastounded It is astounding, is it not, that the president, who was always so incestuously linked to oil companies for years and years is suddenly shocked, shocked, at what's going on. But I'm not surprised that Bush has no recollection of how gas pric...

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Substituteforwomen A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked the other man. The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."...

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JamesBond笑话 One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond... Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh, grand! It's Bond. James Bond! 007! Shaken not stirred! Tuxedo! The trunk-sized jet pack! We had a run in with an Austrian terrorist with the overdev...

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Slowing traffic A farmer lived on a quiet, rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. It became so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So he called the sheriff...

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Lookingup笑话 A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothi...

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Personalhygiene笑话 A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical he says, "You can get dressed now, your test results will be back in a few days, but stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you." When the pa...

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TheIRS笑话 When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS". Coincidence?...

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Carnivaldate John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she ...

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Whats red and blue? Q. What's red and blue with a long string? A. Smurfette with her period....

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Wronguniform A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and starte...

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