Bugging and bills If the government has been monitoring my phone conversations, by god, they should be paying half of my phone sex bill. -David Letterman...
Eminemswallows笑话 How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing....
500 pound bomb You know what the last thing that went through Zarqawi's mind was? A 500 pound bomb! The Air Force got him by dropping two 500 pond bombs on his safe house. 500 pounds? ...Do they even have to go off at that point? ...And now his supporters...
Femalesnail Q. What does a female snail say during sex? A. Faster, faster, faster!...
Zoovisit笑话 Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, what is th...
Before or after sex A little boy walks up to his father and says, Dad, what does a pussy look like? Father responds, well son, before or after sex? Son, Well, before? Father, picture a tulip with all the petals son. Son, well what about after? Father, Pic...
Huntingforgas How quickly things change. Easter is now over... we were bending over hunting eggs, now we're hunting gas and bending over....
CondoleezzaRice Condoleezza Rice is the most popular member of the Bush administration. Yeah, experts say that claiming to be the most popular member of the Bush administration is like claiming you got the 'good' kind of Herpes....
Saddams82massacre笑话 Documents were introduced in court today to link Saddam Hussein to a 1982 massacre. Saddam claims it was just a hunting accident and has asked for Dick Cheney's Lawyer....
Blinddate笑话 "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her room-mate. "Terrible!" the room-mate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!"...
Your Passport(护照) Please! 请拿出你的护照英语幽默笑话带翻译 作文地带导读:周末又要到来了,作文地带为大...
Economic Development and inferior products 经济发展与假冒伪劣产品 我国社会主义市场经济就像一辆高速行驶的...
Should Women Return to the kitchen?女人是否应该呆在厨房里?英语作文带翻译.由作文地带提供.女人不应该回到厨...
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