Talking dog A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour. The bartender says, Sorry, we don't allow animals in here. The dog replies, Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just gi...

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Ladder to success One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and...

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Easteregghunt笑话 They had the annual White House front lawn Easter egg hunt... Kids found so many eggs. It was unbelievable. I was thinking maybe they should send the kids to look for Osama bin Laden. ...The kids found quite a few eggs and hundreds and hun...

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Taepo-Dong North Korea's Kim Jong-il ... acknowledged Monday he was developing a nuclear missile program 'to deter attacks from the West.' It's called the Taepo-Dong. Before you laugh, you should know that in Korean, that translates to 'kind of peni$.'...

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So hot in California Man, it was hot in parts of California today. It was so hot Dick Cheney went to see Al Gore's movie just for the air conditioning... and gay couples were standing next to President Bush just to get the cold shoulder....

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Streaming video The governor of Texas announced plans for streaming video surveillance camera footage of the border on the Internet so people could watch the border from home and call in if they see illegals crossing. It's true. Isn't that amazing? ...I t...

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T.M.D.s President Bush is sending troops to the Mexican border. He's going to have them look for tequila of mass destruction....

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San Francisco A long time resident of San Francisco is packing all his stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in and asks what he's doing. I'm leaving! he replies. They just made homosexuality legal. So why leave now? queries his roomie. Gays have been part...

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Cheneystaxrefund笑话 Vice President Dick Cheney's getting a tax refund of $1.9 million. How do you get a $1.9 million refund when your salary is $205,000 a year? How does that work? ...Apparently, he's writing off the guns and ammo as business expenses!...

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Smallerbarrels President Bush announced his plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced. You hear his plan? He wants to make smaller barrels...

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