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Accidental deaths Think About This: A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000. B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000. C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health Human Services) Then think about this: A....

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Have a Lemon There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. The priest said, Confess your sins and be forgiven. The young woman said, Last night my boyfriend ma...

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Daddy Has Two A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, Does anyone know what this is? And little Johnny says, Yes, my dad has 2 of them! And the teacher says, Are y...

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A Dozen Condoms A father and his little boy went into a local drugstore to pick up a prescription. While in the store. the little boy was browsing around and came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly coloured ...

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Needed Some Ironing At a nursing home, there are two very old men who sit on the porch all day and reminisce together about the old days. They don't realize it, but they have attracted the attention of two elderly women who walk by them. But the ladies go...

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Easily Explained A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is. The followin...

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Osamas sex slave A former sex slave of Osama bin Laden now has a book coming out. In the book, she says that Osama bin Laden is in love with Whitney Houston. It would be interesting. On the one hand, you have an out-of-control maniac, and then on the othe...

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Popeye turns 75 Popeye turns 75 this year. You can tell the sailor man is getting older. He no longer eats spinach to fight Brutus... He now does it to fight irregularity....

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Dating Two elderly gentlemen were talking. The first one boasted. Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me. But to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it. Well, said his friend, you have to remember that now...

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Microsoft After having sex, Bill Gate's Wife commented; Now I know why you call your company MicroSoft!...

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