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Lets do lunch A boss asks his secretary, Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob? No, says the secretary. Great, Let's do lunch. the boss says....

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UPS delivery man I was getting ready for a garage sale one summer day. Since it was so hot and humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale. I would stick several of them on my blouse...

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Girls Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of t...

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Buying a Horse Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, Dad, why are you doing that? His...

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Every Time A Fly Drops Six Inches There was a fly hovering six inches above a pond. There was a fish in the pond that said, If that fly dropped six inches, I could get it. A bear was behind the fish and he said, If that fly dropped six inches, the fish wo...

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Two Old Ladies Two old ladies are sitting in a park, when a flasher walks up, yanks open his raincoat and exposes himself totally to them. His penis is hanging right out there. This is an enormous shock to the ladies and one of them has a stroke right awa...

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monica One day monica lewinsky walks into a dry cleaners with a dress, she tells the man. can i get this washed the man couldn't hear that good says, come again monica says no mustard....

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Grandfathers death On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He ...

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The Worlds Longest Penis The two guys with the biggest penises in the world wanted to have a contest. They wanted to see whose penis was the biggest. Not wanting everyone to see their contest they decided to walk from Brooklyn over the Verrazano Bridge to...

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Family Reunion Three old ladies driving to a family reunion discoverd they had a problem. All three husbands had the same name - LeRoy. The driver came up with an idea of naming their husbands after a soft drink. The other ladies thought this was a wonder...

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