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tooooooo long A man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech. After his consultation and exam, the doctor ...

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The Good Samaritan It was an unusually cold night, and it had been snowing continuously for hours. An off-duty towtruck driver came across a vehicle that had skidded off the road and was partly submerged in a drainage ditch. Spotting an attractive young l...

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Old Folks An older couple were having a hard time making ends meet. The pension check was not getting them through the month. So the husband told his wife that it was her turn to make some money as he had carried them both for years and he was tired. She ...

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Once Upon a Wish Once upon a wish... A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ...

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The facts about lunch A little girl runs out to the yard where her father is working, and asks him, Daddy, what's sex? Her startled father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sp...

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The Dogs Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's, discussing why they were there. The first dog, a poodle, told his woeful tale. My owners bought the great new sports car with leather seats. They took me for a ride in it one day, and I wa...

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Genie One day, a husband and wife were out playing golf. The husband was having trouble teaching his wife how to play, as she was quite bad. As the wife took her shot, she aimed it badly and the ball went right through the window of a nearby house. Now lo...

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The Gloves Joke A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal. Acco...

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Waterbed Virgin What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A Cherry Float...

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Whos This Guy After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. There might be some matches in the top drawer, she...

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