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Apieceofass笑话 What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!...

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Dickforaday笑话 50 women were asked what would they do if they had a dick for a day. These were the responses: I would write my name in the snow Pee off a tall building Check out my boyfriends reflexes Pin my boyfriend down and slap him in the face with it ...

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Zoovisit笑话 Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, "Mummy, what is th...

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Before or after sex A little boy walks up to his father and says, Dad, what does a pussy look like? Father responds, well son, before or after sex? Son, Well, before? Father, picture a tulip with all the petals son. Son, well what about after? Father, Pic...

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So hot in California Man, it was hot in parts of California today. It was so hot Dick Cheney went to see Al Gore's movie just for the air conditioning... and gay couples were standing next to President Bush just to get the cold shoulder....

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Moon maths Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet...

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Substituteforwomen A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked the other man. The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."...

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Condombuyers笑话 A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout. After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at that moment he remembered that he needed ...

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Smallerbarrels President Bush announced his plan to increase the number of barrels (of oil) produced. You hear his plan? He wants to make smaller barrels...

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Code for sex A husband and wife decided they needed to use code to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, Go tell your mommy ...

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