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Eminemswallows笑话 How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing....

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How to have sex A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, and again, he asked the same questio...

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Womans boobs A young boy asks his father, Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs? Surprised, the father answers, Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't... there are all kinds of breasts. Depending on a woman's age,...

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Vegetable笑话 One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends. Just as they started to step off the curb, a car sped around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured carrot cradled his buddy, telling him over and ove...

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Golfgun Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective. "With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" "I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."...

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Blondeorbrunette笑话 A guy walked into his friend's office, and found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what's up with you?" he asked. "Oh, it's my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong...

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Deadhusbandssuit笑话 A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that...

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Borderprotection President Bush is pretty serious about this enforcement thing. In fact, before he left the border, he put up a scarecrow of Dick Cheney with a shotgun....

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TheIRS笑话 When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS". Coincidence?...

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Carnivaldate John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she ...

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