Singleguysday Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday!...

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Speech impediment Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former loves. I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. George said, Jimmy, I'm shocked. I never know you...

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Hurricaneready笑话 The Department of Homeland Security announced they will be ready to deal with hurricanes in the future. Like today, they called their cable company and ordered the weather channel....

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NewJerseyBirdFlu A mild form of bird flu has been detected in New Jersey. Health officials said the bird flu was hard to detect, because in New Jersey, every bird coughs....

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Guysanddolls There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, "Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!" So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were sleazy and decided to play a trick on them by sli...

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Firstpitch笑话 The ceremonial first pitch in the San Francisco Giants' exhibition game at ATT Park was thrown out by a blind woman. Karen Parseghian (par-SEE-jee-un) asked the Giants if she could throw out a first pitch to be a role model for her young niec...

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Quitsagging笑话 What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey, we better quit sagging or their going to think were nuts!...

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Two lesbians Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. Who is that babe? one said to the other. I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets. No you wouldn't, said the other. She's hung like a doughnut....

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The best patients Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. The second responds, ...

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Blinddate After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened. When he ret...

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