Needingitbadly笑话 I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do t...

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Ninefootdick笑话 There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick, and one with a nine foot dick. The guy with the rubber dick couldn't have sex because it wasn't hard. The guy with the wooden dick couldn't have sex because the other per...

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Hardwarestore笑话 A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left. When she got to the hardware store, got the hinge, and put it on the counter in...

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Lethalinjection笑话 Death row inmates in several states are fighting death by lethal injection, claiming that it is a painful death. Since when are prison inmates who are covered with tattoos all of a sudden afraid of a needle?...

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Pamelasbreasts笑话 What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley...

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Hesnaked It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!!!" The recept...

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Nudeart笑话 A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies,...

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Waronpornography笑话 As you know, the Bush administration is conducting a war on pornography. Well, it's about time. You thought we had no allies in Iraq, oh my God! ...Remember the good old days during Clinton, when the White House was a porn site!...

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Illdothenextone笑话 After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrow...

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Bee in her vagina One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, Oh my god, help me, ther...

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