Grandma in court Grandma Goes to Court Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my fro...

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Fairytales笑话 A child asked his mother, "Do all fairy tales begin with, Once upon a time? " His mother answered, "No, dear. Once in a while they begin with 'I am going to be working late at the office tonight.'" "Does Daddy tell you fairy tales like that?"...

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Towelwaving笑话 A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but discovers that no matter what he does in bed, she won't orgasm. So he takes the problem to his doctor who explains that maybe fantasy sex is the answer. So the man hires a young, charming male es...

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Senator Byrd On Monday Robert Byrd became the longest serving senator in U.S. history. He's been a senator for 48 years. Minority Leader Harry Reid called him 'a giant' and Anna Nicole Smith called him 'the bachelor....

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DonaldTrumpin2008笑话 Donald Trump is reportedly considering running for president in 2008. Yeah, Trump said he'll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate. -Conan O'Brien...

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OralSexfrogs笑话 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back guarantee!! (Comes wit...

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DentistAppointment笑话 One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay ...

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Didyoujump笑话 A young man joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an aeroplane. The next day, he...

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Lollipopandapenis笑话 What's the difference between a lollipop and a penis? If you lick a lollipop, it becomes smaller... but if you lick a penis it becomes bigger!...

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Restricted airspace Here's something kind of scary. U.S. fighter jets intercepted a small plane that had breached restricted space around Washington. ...Apparently, the White House said not to shoot it down unless they had evidence it contained two gay gu...

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