Alzheimers disease What are three good things about Alzheimer's disease? 1. You can hide your own Easter eggs. 2. You make a new friend every day. 3. You can hide your own Easter eggs....
Insurance salesman Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies' service. The first one said, When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the w...
Ossamas wish While running from American troops, across the desert, Ossama stumbles across an ornate jar. Curiously he opens it and a beautiful female genie comes out. Oh master, thank you for freeing me. I will grant you a wish I don't need any wish from...
Britishscientist A British scientist has built a car he claims can get 8,000 miles on a gallon of gas. And today, Dick Cheney invited the guy to go hunting with him....
Virgin wrangler Not only was Zarqawi killed, but so were seven of his cronies... making it a good day for the U.S. military, but a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in Muslim heaven. Eight martyrs, 72 apiece? That's nearly 600 virgins needed, stat. My guess...
17 year old The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were ve...
Las Vegas and D.C. The Census Bureau revealed today that Las Vegas is about to pass Washington, D.C. in population. The big difference between Las Vegas and D.C., of course, is that in Las Vegas people gamble with their own money....
Rotten eggs A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they've run out, goes back to question the chef. Hey, Gus, do we have any more eggs? Gus replies, I ran out of fresh eggs, I only have two rotten eggs left....
Blackmagic An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I...
Preparingchicken I went to lunch with a friend yesterday to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens. The answer was, "We just tell them they're going to die."...
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Economic Development and inferior products 经济发展与假冒伪劣产品 我国社会主义市场经济就像一辆高速行驶的...
Should Women Return to the kitchen?女人是否应该呆在厨房里?英语作文带翻译.由作文地带提供.女人不应该回到厨...
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