Barbienbsp;aG.I.Joe笑话 A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at th...

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Irishmonks笑话 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'...

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Packetofaspirin笑话 A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate would have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting mannerism. He kept winking. "Look here, I'd like to give you the job, you've got good references a...

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Huntingtrip笑话 The big story continues to be that seven retired generals have come forward and called for Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to step down. In response to that, President Bush said he fully supports Rumsfeld. You know what that means? Soun...

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Identity theft As many as 26 and a half million veterans reported at risk for identity theft after someone stole a computer disk containing their names, birth dates and social security numbers. Why aren't these files put somewhere where no one can find th...

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Egghead Q. Define Egghead A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty....

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Collecting numbers The National Security Agency have been collecting the phone records of tens of millions of ordinary Americans. The important distinction is that in the program that was revealed this week, they're not tapping your line, they're monitori...

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White House fence Some excitement at the White House yesterday. The Secret Service caught a man trying to climb over the White House fence. ... When they caught the man, the Secret Service said, 'Not so fast. You have three more years, Mr. President....

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Packofcondoms笑话 A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As soon as he has paid for them, he starts laughing and walks out. The next day, the same performance, with the man walking out laughing, fit to burst. The chemist thinks this odd...

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Tackling issues Republican leaders say that after illegal immigration and gay marriage, the next issue President Bush will tackle: flag burning. ...So if you're an illegal immigrant who's crossing our border to burn the flag at your gay wedding, we got yo...

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