Mary Poppins Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. Certainly, madam, he replied courteously. Is the resturant open still? inquired...

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Hipposex笑话 Why do hippo's make love in the water? Have you ever tried to keep a fanny that big moist?...

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Cockfightingban A Louisiana state Senate committee unanimously approved a ban on cock fighting, in what appears to be a first step in outlawing gay marriage...

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Vets office One day at the veterinarian's office, a man and the female receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker's defense. Sir... she said, Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office???...

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Ancestors The Smith's were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall Street wizards. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. ...

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Macarena Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the warden had given the formal speech, and a final prayer had been said among ...

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Advice to girls Advice For Young Girlfriends Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex? A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not as emotionally confused as women....

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BaberahamLincoln笑话 An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah, a costume party," the man answered,...

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TheGasmsList笑话 Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounter Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket ...

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Howstrong An old man goes to the doctor to ask him an important question. "Doctor, when I was in my 20's, it took both of my hands to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 30's, it took one hand to push down my hard-on." "When I was in my 50's, it took...

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