类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Orange Penis A man awoke one morning and he noticed he had an orange penis. Mistified by this he tested it, making sure everything was fine, and it was. So he ignored it and went to work. While in the urinal a friend looked over and seemed very suprised. ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Neighbor A man answers the door after he hears a knock. It is his next door neighbor holding a notebook. Want to participate in an orgy? he asks. Who is going to be there? the man replies. Well, it's you, me and your wife. I dont think so! he exclaims...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Worlds Longest Penis The two guys with the biggest penises in the world wanted to have a contest. They wanted to see whose penis was the biggest. Not wanting everyone to see their contest they decided to walk from Brooklyn over the Verrazano Bridge to...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Getting Weighed Scott took his blind date to the carnival. What would you like to do first, Mary? asked Scott. I want to get weighed, she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a ...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Family Reunion Three old ladies driving to a family reunion discoverd they had a problem. All three husbands had the same name - LeRoy. The driver came up with an idea of naming their husbands after a soft drink. The other ladies thought this was a wonder...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Three Men There were three stranded men walking down a sandy beach on a deserted island. They walk a little ways and find a magic lamp. So they decide since they are stranded that they might as well rub it. After they rub it a genie pops out and says each...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Sharp Old Lady! A man was very happy with himself after just having plastic surgery. On his way to work, he spotted a very attractive blonde woman. He asked her how old she thought he was, to which she replied, About 23? The man was astonished. He began e...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Baby Elephant There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him a thorough examination and finally makes the diagnosis. Well, t...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Bingo Q: What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo!...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Duct Tape Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. Well, replies Paul, you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her? Yes, re...
