类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Old Couple This man woman have been married to each other for over sixty years. For the last few years the only sex they have, is she holds his penis in her hand. Anyway, the husband comes home late one night and says Honey I'm sorry,I still love you,...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Missing Finger My cousin, Keno worked off shore..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife...Honey don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured and my finger was cut OFF...She yells, The hole finger? NO, NO, the one right next to it........
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Floridas Old Sparky On a given night, 2 deathrow inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution is in progress, the pastor admisnisters to the other condemned man in his cell. Don't worry my son, says the pastor, as soon as th...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
The Bike A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, what did you do at school today hunny? Oh i had sex with my teacher, he said calmly. The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When the father came...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Testosteron A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me ha...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Condoms A teenage boy who is a virgin is told by his long time girlfriend that they will finally have sex. But first she tells him, he must buy condoms. Off he goes to the drug store where he study's the rows and rows of different types of rubbers. He fin...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Chicken Coop A little boy and a little girl go every day to play in a chicken coop. One day the little girl comes up to the little boy and says, We can't play in the chicken coop anymore. The little boy asks, Why not? The little girl answers, 'Cause I'm g...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Sexual assault One morning a husband returns to his lake cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her bo...
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Posh & Becks Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh? A: Posh Spice doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind....
类别:英语作文 发行日期:2010-08-17 06:47:00
Students and deer Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights....
