Blowjob笑话 Which of the following doesn't belong? (a) meat (b) eggs (c) wife (d) blowjob (D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob...

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BigvsSmallbreasts笑话 Big Busted Women -can get a taxi on the worst days -have a neat place to carry spare change -have always been the center of the arts (art) -make jogging a spectator sport -can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub -have more nego...

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Lookingup笑话 A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothi...

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NewJerseyBirdFlu A mild form of bird flu has been detected in New Jersey. Health officials said the bird flu was hard to detect, because in New Jersey, every bird coughs....

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Apoundortwo Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband, "I'm fat." And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: "You're not fat." To support his position, he added, "Just look around you at others, and you will see that yo...

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Pretty nurses While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. Nothing, she said with a smile. It's just to keep the ...

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Loyalty oath Before she died, an elderly woman from the United States wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport. You must first take the loyalty oath, the passport clerk said. Raise your ri...

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King and a queen There once lived a king and a queen who ruled a large kingdom. The king was short in vital parts and the queen had to seek solace with every Dick, Tom and Harry. After some time the king grew suspicious of the queen's escapades and wanted...

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先祝大家元旦快乐！新的一年静悄悄的来到了，在这三天的假期里，好好放松一下，规划一下吧。 通常来说谚语是人民群众口头流传的习用的固定语句，用简单通俗的话来反映深刻的道理，它们表达了人们丰富的社会生活经验，闪耀着人民智慧的光芒。因此，我非常想知道，某些谚语是不是也带给你一点生活的感触...

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1. Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle, old age a regret. 青年冒失莽撞；成年发奋图强；老年遗憾懊丧。 2. Youth is lifes seed-time. 青年时代是人生的播种期。 3. Youth is the season of hope, enterprise, and energy, to a nation as well as an individual. 青年时期对国家和个人都是希...

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