Personalhygiene笑话 A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical he says, "You can get dressed now, your test results will be back in a few days, but stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you." When the pa...

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TheIRS笑话 When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS". Coincidence?...

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Guysanddolls There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, "Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!" So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were sleazy and decided to play a trick on them by sli...

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Firstpitch笑话 The ceremonial first pitch in the San Francisco Giants' exhibition game at ATT Park was thrown out by a blind woman. Karen Parseghian (par-SEE-jee-un) asked the Giants if she could throw out a first pitch to be a role model for her young niec...

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Quitsagging笑话 What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey, we better quit sagging or their going to think were nuts!...

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Carnivaldate John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she ...

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Existentialist The French existentialist Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting in a cafe when a waitress approached him: Can I get you something to drink, Monsieur Sartre? Sartre replied, Yes, I'd like a cup of coffee with sugar, but no cream. Nodding agreement, t...

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Death of al-Zarqawi More news coming about the death of al-Zarqawi. They say he died from complication of his lungs. They say he was smoking when they found him. Not cigarettes, he was actually smoking....

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On top This year is the 53rd anniversary of explorer Edmund Hillary getting to the top of Mt. Everest. 53 years! ...Now if we could just get a guy on top of Condoleezza Rice....

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High sperm count How do you tell that you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows....

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